DAViD NiNO

Happy New Year 2005

I wana wish all of you a verry Happy New Year 2005 ,with the Happiness and Joy.
May The Best Of your Past Be The Worst Of Your Future.

Happy 2005

Stress Management

A lecturer was giving a lecture to his student on stress management.

He raised a glass of water and asked the audience, "How heavy do you think this glass of water is?"
The students' answers ranged from 20g to 500gm.
It does not matter on the absolute weight. It depends on how long you hold it.
If I hold it for a minute, it is OK.
If I hold it for an hour, I will have an ache in my right arm.
If I hold it for a day, you will have to call an ambulance.
It is the exact same weight, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes."
"If we carry our burdens all the time, sooner or later, we will not be able to carry on, the burden becoming increasingly heavier."
"What you have to do is to put the glass down, rest for a whilebefore holding it up again."
We have to put down the burden periodically, so that we can be>refreshed and are able to carry on.
So before you return home from work tonight, put the burden of work down. Don't carry it back home. You can pick it up tomorrow.
Whatever burdens you are having now on your shoulders, let it downfor a moment if you can.
Pick it up again later when you have rested...
Rest and relax.
Life is short, enjoy it!!

Dn't Get Confused About This

" Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer
in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht
frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses
and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed
ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe "

This one will make you laugh for sure

"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."

- Albert Einstein -

As I Walk Through Life:

1-I've learned- that you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them.

2- I've learned- that sometimes when I'm angry I have the right to be angry, but that doesn't give me the right to be cruel.

3-I've learned- that two people can look at the exact same thing and see something totally different!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

4-I've learned- that just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have

Just Chill up People

"When I look back on all these worries, I remember the story of the old man who said on his deathbed that he had had a lot of trouble in his life, most of which had never happened."
- Sir Winston Churchill -

Think About This

"If you want to make peace with your enemy, you have to work with your enemy. Then he becomes your partner."

- Nelson Mandela -

Christmas Party

I have attended a christmas party at Le Royal it was amazing,i have enjoyed my time ,especially with the group i was with,most of them are relatives ,but it was the first time i see them,it was so great we danced till dawn,the food was great too.

A Fire next door

Well im actually not used to this type of posting,but what happened really got into me.

I was sitting in my room studying when i heard our neighbour daughter screaming for help, she was in the bulding next to ours,from the far end,but she was shouting so loud that i thought she is in the same room as me.
i ran quikly to the window to find people in the street running, and i smelled the auder of smoke,and saw the fire flames,i realized that thier house is on fire, i ran down stairs to help them ,my dad and brother did the same,i couldnt think how could i help,my bro got the extingusher from our car ,which was parked close to us,but it was no use,the smome was so thick we were suffocating from outside,some guys were visiting,they helped them out the house,a while later ,the fire department got to the place accompanied with the ambulance and the police department,the power company got there too,the cut the power off,and did thier job,But the house is burnt cieling to floor,no cloths no closets no nothing,but thank to god they got out all safe not hurt.
they are up to this hour trying to fix what ever is left,from thier new home,they have not been here for more than one year , i just pray for god to help them,especially on this Christmas Eve,and Day.

God Be With Them and help them through this.Amen

Christmas At Last

Well This is the day before christmas where we are all waiting the christmas Eve for our Family gathering for Dinner,and the thought just poped my minde ,that im not gona enjoy this x-mas as i should because of my studies and other stuff,though i waited so long for this x-mas ,almost a year i have been waitingand when it is about to happen ,im soooo busy , but that is how life is.
But that Does not mean that it wont be great ,coz i Love Christmas.
Wish you All a verry Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Flowers

How many flowers do I have if all of them are roses except two, all of them are tulips except two, and all of them are daisies except two?

Solution

There are two solutions:

Three flowers:

rose, tulip, daisy

Two flowers:

carnation, geranium

Is It 30 or 29 ...

Three people check into a hotel. They pay $30 to the manager and go to their room. The manager finds out that the room rate is $25 and gives $5 to the bellboy to return. On the way to the room the bellboy reasons that $5 would be difficult to share among three people so he pockets $2 and gives $1 to each person. Now each person paid $10 and got back $1. So they paid $9 each, totalling $27. The bellboy has $2, totalling $29. Where is the remaining dollar?

Solution

Each person paid $9, totalling $27. The manager has $25 and the bellboy $2. The bellboy's $2 should be added to the manager's $25 or subtracted from the tenants' $27, not added to the tenants' $27.

English Sentences Weird

Make a sentence containing only words that violate the "i before e" rule.

"Seeing wherein neither weirdly-veiled sovereign deigned agreeing, their feisty heirs, leisurely eyeing eight heinous deity-freightened reindeer sleighs, counterfeited spontaneity, freeing rein (reveille, neighing!); forfeited obeisance, fleeing neighborhood. Kaleidoscopically-veined foreign heights being seized, either reigned, sleight surfeited, therein; reinvented skein-dyeing; reiteratedly inveighed, feigning weighty seismological reinforcement."

The above passage appears in a book on the ecological conservationmeasures of the enlightened plutocracies of antiquity, AncientFinancier Aristocracies' Conscientious Scientific Species Policies,by Creighton Leigh Peirce and Keith Leiceister Reid. . . .

"Any beings decreeing such ogreish, albeit nonpareil,homogeneity must be nucleic protein-deficient from sauteingpharmacopoeial caffeine and codeine!"

A Saying

"One must change one's tactics every ten years if one wishes
to maintain one's superiority."

--Napoleon Bonaparte

Great Words to Remember

There's a curve called Failure , a Loop called Confusion ,speed bumps called Friends,red lights Called Enemies, caution Lights called Family, and Flats called Jobs.

BUT...

If you have a spare called Determination, an engine called Preservence , insurance called Faith,and a driver called God,you can make it through this trip called Life.

This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking... Just Check This Out!!!!

I guess That you are

Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself.
man
1. ------------
board

Ans. = man overboard

stand
2. ------------
i

Ans. = I understand

OK?.... Got the drift? Let's try a few now and see how you fair?

3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/

Ans. = reading between the lines

4. r
road
a
d

Ans. = cross road

5. cycle
cycle
cycle

Ans. = tricycle

0
6. ------------
M.D.
Ph.D.

Ans. = two degrees below zero

knee
7. ------------
light

Ans. = neon light (knee-on-light)

ground
8. --------------------------
feet feet feet feet feet feet

Ans. = six feet underground

9. he's / himself

Ans. = he's by himself

10. ecnalg

Ans. = backward glance

11. death ..... life

Ans. = life after death

12. THINK

Ans. think big !!

And the last one is real fundoo............

13. ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb....

Ans. long time no 'C' (see)

The man in the Elevator

A man lives on the tenth floor of a building. Every day he takes the elevator to go down to the ground floor to go to work or to go shopping. When he returns he takes the elevator to the seventh floor and walks up the stairs to reach his apartment on the tenth floor. He hates walking so why does he do it?
This is probably the best known and most celebrated of all lateral thinking puzzles. It is a true classic. Although there are many possible solutions which fit the initial conditions, only the canonical answer is truly satisfying.

The Answer

The man is (of course) a dwarf. Variants of this puzzle include the clue that on rainy days he goes up in the elevator to the tenth floor (he uses his umbrella!)

Lateral thinking puzzles

This explanation is somehow important because i think im going to be posting some stuff based on this Definition,so i thought of posting it.

Lateral thinking puzzles are often strange situations which require an explanation. They are solved through a dialogue between the quizmaster who sets the puzzle and the solver or solvers who try to figure out the answer. The puzzles as stated generally do not contain sufficient information for the solver to uncover the solution. So a key part of the process is the asking of questions. The questions can receive one of only three possible answers - yes, no or irrelevant.
When one line of enquiry reaches an end then another approach is needed, often from a completely new direction. This is where the lateral thinking comes in.
Some people find it frustrating that for any puzzle it is possible to construct various answers which fit the initial statement of the puzzle. However, for a good lateral thinking puzzle, the proper answer will be the best in the sense of the most apt and satisfying. When you hear the right answer to a good puzzle of this type you should want to kick yourself for not working it out!
This kind of puzzle teaches you to check your assumptions about any situation. You need to be open-minded, flexible and creative in your questioning and able to put lots of different clues and pieces of information together. Once you reach a viable solution you keep going in order to refine it or replace it with a better solution. This is lateral thinking!

English Sentences Snowball

Construct the longest coherent sentence you can such that the nth word is n letters long.

I
do
not
know
where
family
doctors
acquired
illegibly
perplexing
handwriting;
nevertheless,
extraordinary
pharmaceutical
intellectuality,
counterbalancing
indecipherability,
transcendentalizes
intercommunications'
incomprehensibleness.

If you add the condition that the letters in each word must be ininverse alphabetic order, you have:

A
zo
fed
upon
solid
toffee
zyxomma.

What are the 3 fastest ways of communication?

This One I Loved So Much hehehehehehehe

Telephone

Television

Tell -a- Woman

English sentences repeated words

What is a sentence with the same word several times repeated? Do not use quotation marks, proper names, a language other than English, or anything else distasteful.

Five "had"s in a row:
The parents were unable to conceive, so they hired someone else tobe a surrogate.
The parents had had a surrogate have their child.
The parents had had had their child.
The child had had no breakfast.
The child whose parents had had had had had no breakfast.

It is arguably possible to construct sentences with arbitrarily manyrepetitions of a word. For example:
1. Bulldogs fight
2. Bulldogs bulldogs fight fight. (i.e., bulldogs (that) bulldogs fight, (themselves) fight)
3. Bulldogs bulldogs bulldogs fight fight fight. (i.e., bulldogs (that) bulldogs (that) bulldogs fight, (themselves) fight, (themselves) fight)
...
n. etc.

A Short Story about a Bird

This Story I Liked so Much ,it made me smile so why Not Share this Happiness with all of You.

To All My Friends

There was a bird flying above; looking for something, maybe for love. Moving its wings against the winds, looking down for all his steps.
How hardly I noticed when that bird from the heights, his cries was heard. He was landing there nesting here, wishing a place to keep out his fear. Seasons and season’s years have gone still watching that bird wishing to touch the sun.
When his last day seemed to be soon He awaked the night staring the moon, Where I was down below the tree he is to own.
Then I raised my sight, to the bird that night, talking to him with some polite; “Please Mr. bird, stop over there and tell me, tell me till when to where? You spent your youth and childhood struggling but not for food! Please tell me why? And let this raised sky; hear your story before you die. The bird says: ”Soon my soul will be arrested leaving my body aside. I might have no tomb to be buried. Do you think is there something to hide? Even the fairest creature in your world spent his life wishing a warm bed, and when it seemed to be there he was shocked by your wise end” I reply; “Hold on hold on Mr. Bird, you made a life all ahead, and you think it’s not the sun’s thread! As darker the nights as sun would shine though, as deeper the seas as fish would dive through, as harder the life as stronger you could shoe and as longer the path as we will continue.”

Nail in The Fence

You Would Better Read This it is simply outstanding and just great.

To All My Dear Friends!

Please make sure you read all the way down to the last
sentence.

There once was a little boy who had a bad temper. His
father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every
time he lost his temper, he must drive a nail into the
back of the fence.

The first day the boy had driven 37 nails into the
fence. Over the next
few weeks, as he learned to control his anger, the
number of nails hammered daily gradually dwindled
down. He discovered it was easier to hold his temper
than to drive those nails into the fence.

Finally the day came when the boy didn't lose his
temper at all. He told his father about it and the
father suggested that the boy now pull out one nail
for each day that he was able to hold his temper.

The days passed and the young boy was finally able to
tell his father that all the nails were gone. The
father took his son by the hand and led him to the
fence. He said, "You have done well, my son, but look
at the holes in the
fence. The fence will never be the same. When you say
things in anger,
they leave a scar just like this one. You can put a
knife in a man and draw
it out. It won't matter how many times you say I'm
sorry, the wound is still there. " A verbal wound is
as bad as a physical one. Friends are very rare
jewels, indeed. They make you smile and encourage you
to succeed.
They lend an ear, they share words of praise and they
always want to open their hearts to us."

It's National Friendship Week. Show your friends how
much you care. Send this to everyone you consider a
FRIEND, even if it means sending it back to the person
who sent it to you. If it comes back to you, then
you'll
know you have a circle of friends.

YOU ARE MY FRIEND AND I AM HONORED! Now send this to
every friend you have!! And to your family.

Please forgive me if I have ever left a hole.

Body Parts

This One i like so much ,and i think it will be great for Some......

Name ten body parts that are spelled with three letters. No slang words

arm, ear, eye, gum, hip, jaw, leg, lip, rib, toe

The longest word to occur in both English and American "authoritative"

"pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis"

The following is a brief citation history of this "word."

New York Herald Tribune, February 23, 1935, p. 3
"Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis succeeded
electrophotomicrographically as the longest word in the English
language recognized by the National Puzzlers' League at the opening
session of the organization's 103d semi-annual meeting held yesterday
at the Hotel New Yorker.

The puzzlers explained that the forty-five-letter word is the name of a
special form of silicosis caused by ultra-microscopic particles of
siliceous volcanic dust."

Everett M. Smith (b. 1/1/1894), President of NPL and Radio News Editor
of the Christian Science Monitor, cited the word at the convention.
Smith was also President of the Yankee Puzzlers of Boston.
It is not known whether Smith coined the word.

"Bedside Manna. The Third Fun in Bed Book.", edited by Frank Scully,
Simon and Schuster, New York, 1936, p. 87
"There's been a revival in interest in spelling, but Greg Hartswick,
the cross word king and world's champion speller, is still in control
of the situation. He'd never get any competition from us, that's
sure, though pronouncing, let alone spelling, a 44 letter word like:
Pneumonoultramicrosopicsilicovolkanakoniosis,
a disease caused by ultra-microscopic particles of sandy volcanic dust
might give even him laryngitis."

It is likely that Scully, who resided in New York in February 1935,
read the Herald Tribune article and slightly misremembered the word.

Supplement to the Oxford English Dictionary, 1936
Both "-coniosis" and "-koniosis" are cited.
"a factitious word alleged to mean 'a lung disease caused by the inhalation
of very fine silica dust' but occurring chiefly as an instance of a very long
word."

Webster's first cite is "-koniosis" in the addendum to the Second Edition.
The Third Edition changes the "-koniosis" to "-coniosis."

I conjecture that this "word" was coined by word puzzlers, who then
worked assiduously to get it into the major unabridged dictionaries
(perhaps with a wink from the editors?) to put an end to the endless
squabbling about what is the longest word.

Tech Junkeez

Well this Blog is dedicated to Mohammad Yousef Alfasfoos ,he is the web master of this site.
You maybe wondering why did he deserver this blog,well first coz he is a student of mine in the National Orthodox School ,and second is coz this site is just great,and needs a lot of work ,every single day,and he is doing it right,with no interference on his studies in any way ,coz he is one of the top students at the school,though the IGCSE stream he ios studying is not that easy,but he manages to do both.
BUT, that is not it,coz the site itself is great,with so many helpfull information and Links.
As for me and as a way of showing support to Moh'd im writing this Blog ,and now i only do my google search from his site,which is helpfull for him,and he knows that.

I just wana wish him all the Luck in the world,and to much more progress in Life and studies.
You May Link To The Website Through This Button

Merry Christmass

Well hello all I guess this is the time to wish u all a very merry christmas,coz i dont know if im gona have enough time in the comming days ,so i just thought that this is the time.

Merry Christmas

to all of you and the

Happiest New Year

The First Mid Exam is Finally Over

David Nino
This Mid Term exam has caused me a lot of trouble,i studied for it,as much as i could,especially its the first exam that im doing since i've joind the JOrdanian Uni as a graduate Student,But this exam is really nothing to the Algorithms one that im waiting after Christmas and before the new year,and all is that is nothing since i have other papers and projects to be done for both the System Analysis and the Algorithms,but i hope that That wont keep from having the Christmas fun and joy and going to the parties and the carols im planning to attend to with my friends.

I'm So Sleepy

last night i stayed too late ,i had some studying to do but couldnt concentrate on that ,i worked on the computer ,for so long time ,m any things were on my minde,i thought that i might be able to study after a while or so,But i just couldn't,i tried to sleep early so that i would be fresh for work and study after i get home,but no use at all.

im now at work which really sucks people here are so selfish ,narrow minded ,and and the behave in a horrible way,with the students ,and each other,at this school were i work.

i'd better go now to work ,i'l b back soon.

Laptops may damage male fertility

This article just got my attention while i was reading the BBC site, I thought u might find it helpfull.

Men who use laptop computers could be unwittingly damaging their fertility, experts believe.
Balancing it on the lap increases the temperature of the scrotum which is known to have a negative effect on sperm production, researchers found.
Coupled with the rising popularity of these computers - about 150m people use them worldwide - much more research is needed say the US authors.
The State University of New York findings appear in Human Reproduction.

Full story: BBC

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A Wisdom I like to Share

6 YEAR OLD WISDOM

One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children.

The teacher asked a little boy.

TEACHER: Tommy do you see the tree outside?

TOMMY: Yes.

TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?

TOMMY: Yes.

TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.

TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.

TEACHER: Did you see God?

TOMMY: No.

TEACHER: That's my point.We can't see God because he isn't there. He doesn't exist. A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions.

The teacher agreed and the little girl asked the boy:

LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?

TOMMY: Yes.

LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?

TOMMY: Yessssss (getting tired of the questions by this time).

LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?

TOMMY: Yessssss

LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher?

TOMMY: Yes

LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?

TOMMY: No

LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today in school, she must not have one!

"FOR WE WALK BY FAITH, NOT BY SIGHT"

My First Blog

Hello All This is my First Blog,I like to test everything before doing anything , so i hope i'l like it,and that you will like it too

David Nino

Friday, December 31, 2004

Happy New Year 2005

Thursday, December 30, 2004

Stress Management

Dn't Get Confused About This

This one will make you laugh for sure

Tuesday, December 28, 2004

As I Walk Through Life:

Monday, December 27, 2004

Just Chill up People

Think About This

Sunday, December 26, 2004

Christmas Party

Saturday, December 25, 2004

A Fire next door

Friday, December 24, 2004

Christmas At Last

Thursday, December 23, 2004

Flowers

Is It 30 or 29 ...

English Sentences Weird

Wednesday, December 22, 2004

A Saying

Tuesday, December 21, 2004

Great Words to Remember

This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking... Just Check This Out!!!!

The man in the Elevator

Lateral thinking puzzles

English Sentences Snowball

Monday, December 20, 2004

What are the 3 fastest ways of communication?

English sentences repeated words

Saturday, December 18, 2004

A Short Story about a Bird

Nail in The Fence

Body Parts

Friday, December 17, 2004

The longest word to occur in both English and American "authoritative"

Wednesday, December 15, 2004

Tech Junkeez

Merry Christmass

Tuesday, December 14, 2004

The First Mid Exam is Finally Over

Saturday, December 11, 2004

I'm So Sleepy

Friday, December 10, 2004

Laptops may damage male fertility

A Wisdom I like to Share

My First Blog

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