Wednesday, January 26, 2005
|Thursday, January 20, 2005
Why I Love You
I have read this poem ,I loved so much ,and I would just like to share it with all of you, hoping that it will bring joy to your souls as it did to mine.
Why do I love you?
From you that question came.
Apparently I don't tell you why,
And myself I have to blame.
So I feel that I should list,
Some qualities in you I admire.
And put them down in written form,
Before from my brain they expire.
I don't know what to start off with,
Placing precedence on one or the other.
So I shall blindly pick one random,
And hope that I can still flatter.
Your sense of humor I love so dear,
As you spontaneously crack a joke.
Or contort your face so weird,
I am afraid it will go broke.
You do this at moments so unsuspecting,
That I must laugh with you anyway;
No matter how rotten my mood is,
Or how dreary it is that day.
I also love your questioning,
Of the universe around you.
Your probing of the environment,
And deducing false from true.
No question is to small or dumb,
For me to not want to answer.
I honestly don't want to belittle you,
I just want to sate your hunger.
I also love your sexy body,
As you show it off all day.
I find myself thinking of it,
In each and every way.
I cannot help but notice your curves,
Even when not trying to act sensually.
But for my poor senses its overload,
You are terrible for teasing me.
I also love your strength of will,
Your progress in times so dire.
I only want to support you best,
To help you rise above the mire.
You have faced situations terrible,
And overcome obstacles aplenty.
But still you have sold yourself short,
And I am forever your sentry.
I only look to reinstate,
The confidence you have within.
And I feel eternally lucky,
That you have allowed me in.
I love the way you treat our "kids",
As though they were creatures of your own.
It makes my heart swell with pride,
When your bedside manner, you hone.
As I watch you tend to ours,
I know that four-legged pets everywhere
Will benefit from the knowledge you seek,
And the heart's love you share.
I finally love the way that you,
Can keep me in check from myself.
I can only hope I do the same for you,
As you can be hard on yourself.
And so I must end this sonnet,
Not because I have no more to say.
But because I'd rather be with you,
On this Valentine's Day.
So we shall celebrate our very first,
Anniversary of our engagement.
And I have marked the evening with
Another poem (or love cement).
I hope you like this one as much,
As the others that are equally true.
Because I want to tell you why,
Why it is that I love you.
And even though that may be a task,
Very arduous in the undertaking.
These little words I string together,
Are the only just the beginning.
Wednesday, January 19, 2005
|Tuesday, January 18, 2005
L I F E
- Mel Brooks -
Friday, January 14, 2005
The Iraqi against the American and the brit
An American, a Brit and an Iraqi are in a bar one night having a beer. The Yankee drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says "In the states our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice."The Brit obviously impressed by this drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says "In the British Isles we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."
The Iraqi, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Yank and the Brit. He says, "In Baghdad we have so many Americans and Brits that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."
Wednesday, January 12, 2005
Love Story
Once upon a time, there was an island where all the feelings lived: Happiness, Sadness, Knowledge, and all of the others including Love. One day it was announced to the feelings that the island would sink, so all repaired their boats and left.
Love wanted to persevere until the last possible moment. When the island was almost sinking, Love decided to ask for help. Richness was passing by Love in a grand boat. Love said, "Richness, can you take me with you?" Richness answered, "No, I can't. There is a lot of gold and silver in my boat. There is no place here for you."
Love decided to ask Vanity who was also passing by in a beautiful vessel, "Vanity, please help me!" "I can't help you Love. You are all wet and might damage my boat." Vanity answered.
Sadness was close by so Love asked for help, "Sadness, let me go with you." "Oh....Love, I am so sad that I need to be by myself!"
Happiness passed by Love too, but she was so happy that she did not even hear when Love called her!
Suddenly, there was a voice, "Come Love, I will take you." It was an elder. Love felt so blessed and overjoyed that he even forgot to ask the elder his name. When they arrived at dry land, the elder went his own way.
Love realizing how much he owed the elder and asked Knowledge, another elder, "Who helped me?" "It was Time," Knowledge answered. "Time?" asked Love. "But why did Time help me?" Knowledge smiled with deep wisdom and answered, "Because, only Time is capable of understanding how great Love is."
Tuesday, January 11, 2005
|Monday, January 10, 2005
|Sunday, January 09, 2005
|I am reliefed
Today was a day that i have been waiting, since a week or so ,i have had a missunderstanding with one of my best friends, she got mad of me and didnt talk to me for a week or so,i was so confused not knowing wt to do ,i hate it when ppl get mad from me ,and especially when i don't know why! i tried contacting her many times ,but i know that she is so busy ,so i just can't push a lot in fear to make it worse,but today i saw her,and everything was normal,that just made things worse for me,coz when 2 friends are having a situation its better to get it solved rather than just,walk away so that it wont get bigger.but thank god eveything is now solved,it was just a missunderstanding,that she was not mad from me,it was something else.
I just wana Thak God for Friend ,and for Best Friends as a special case.
to my best Friends:
N.B.
R..A.
Saturday, January 08, 2005
Nothing i can do
I guess Life is just unfair,who says it is,but that is just not the only thing,we as human make it even worse.How many of us have helped a person in need just for helping,or just have prayed for god when everything is ok to thank him for what he has done that made everything ok .These questions keep poping into my head,with many more questions,i know that im not organised,but that is what on my minde right now.
we'd better think a little more and figure out that in this world we are only for a while,so may god help us to help ourselves and others too.
Thursday, January 06, 2005
| | |Saturday, January 01, 2005
7-11
A customer at a 7-11 store selected four items to buy, and was told that the cost was $7.11. He was curious that the cost was the same as the store name, so he inquired as to how the figure was derived. The clerk said that he had simply multiplied the prices of the four individual items. The customer protested that the four prices should have been ADDED, not MULTIPLIED. The clerk said that that was OK with him, but, the result was still the same: exactly $7.11.Solution
The prices are: $1.20, $1.25, $1.50, and $3.16
$7.11 is not the only number which works. Here are the first 160 such numbers, preceded by a count of distinct solutions for that price. Note that $7.11 has a single, unique solution
1 - $6.44 1 - $7.83 2 - $9.20 3 - $10.89
1 - $6.51 1 - $7.86 1 - $9.23 1 - $10.95
1 - $6.60 3 - $7.92 1 - $9.24 2 - $11.00
1 - $6.63 1 - $8.00 1 - $9.27 1 - $11.07
1 - $6.65 1 - $8.01 2 - $9.35 1 - $11.13
1 - $6.72 1 - $8.03 3 - $9.36 1 - $11.16
2 - $6.75 5 - $8.10 1 - $9.38 1 - $11.22
1 - $6.78 1 - $8.12 5 - $9.45 2 - $11.25
1 - $6.80 1 - $8.16 2 - $9.48 2 - $11.27
2 - $6.84 2 - $8.19 1 - $9.54 1 - $11.30
1 - $6.86 1 - $8.22 1 - $9.57 1 - $11.36
1 - $6.89 1 - $8.25 1 - $9.59 1 - $11.40
2 - $6.93 3 - $8.28 2 - $9.60 2 - $11.43
1 - $7.02 3 - $8.33 1 - $9.62 2 - $11.52
1 - $7.05 1 - $8.36 2 - $9.63 2 - $11.55
2 - $7.07 1 - $8.37 1 - $9.66 2 - $11.61
1 - $7.08 2 - $8.40 1 - $9.68 1 - $11.69
1 - $7.11 1 - $8.45 2 - $9.69 1 - $11.70
1 - $7.13 2 - $8.46 1 - $9.78 1 - $11.88
2 - $7.14 1 - $8.52 2 - $9.80 1 - $11.90
3 - $7.20 5 - $8.55 1 - $9.81 1 - $11.99
1 - $7.25 1 - $8.60 1 - $9.87 1 - $12.06
1 - $7.26 4 - $8.64 4 - $9.90 1 - $12.15
2 - $7.28 1 - $8.67 1 - $9.92 1 - $12.18
1 - $7.29 1 - $8.69 2 - $9.99 1 - $12.24
3 - $7.35 1 - $8.73 1 - $10.01 1 - $12.30
1 - $7.37 2 - $8.75 1 - $10.05 1 - $12.32
1 - $7.47 1 - $8.76 2 - $10.08 1 - $12.35
1 - $7.50 1 - $8.78 1 - $10.17 2 - $12.42
1 - $7.52 5 - $8.82 1 - $10.20 1 - $12.51
4 - $7.56 1 - $8.85 2 - $10.26 1 - $12.65
1 - $7.62 1 - $8.88 3 - $10.29 2 - $12.69
4 - $7.65 2 - $8.91 3 - $10.35 1 - $12.75
1 - $7.67 1 - $8.94 2 - $10.44 1 - $12.92
2 - $7.70 1 - $8.96 1 - $10.53 1 - $12.96
3 - $7.74 3 - $9.00 1 - $10.56 1 - $13.23
1 - $7.77 1 - $9.02 1 - $10.64 1 - $13.41
1 - $7.79 2 - $9.03 2 - $10.71 1 - $13.56
2 - $7.80 1 - $9.12 3 - $10.80 1 - $14.49
1 - $7.82 2 - $9.18 1 - $10.85 1 - $15.18