Valentine POEMS (soooo funny)
This email I have just recieved I laughed a lot, so why not sharing the fun.THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE BUT ... THE LEAST ROMANTIC
>> Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
>>But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.
>>
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>>I thought that I could love no other
>>Until, that is, I met your brother.
>>
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>>Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
>>But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
>>the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
>>
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>>Of loving beauty you float with grace
>>If only you could hide your face.
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>>Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
>>This describes everything you are not.
>>
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>>I want to feel your sweet embrace
>>But don't take that paper bag off of your face.
>>
>>*******************************
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>>I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
>>Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
>>
>>************************************
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>>My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
>>Marrying you screwed up my life.
>>
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>>I see your face when I am dreaming.
>>That's why I always wake up screaming.
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>>My love, you take my breath away.
>>What have you stepped in to smell this way?
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>>My feelings for you no words can tell,
>>Except for maybe "go to hell".
>>
>>*****************************************
>>
>>What inspired this amorous rhyme?
>>Two parts vodka, one part lime
posted by David Nino at 12:01 PM
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